kristoffbjorgman:

did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual

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castiel-is-a-bluebird:

mishaspookybutt:

pumpkinschester:

i’m just gonna leave it here because i think it shows a pretty significant difference

#a lesson in shock at a friend being hurt and rage at a husband being injured #brought to you by tfw (x)

This is beautiful

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

mishaspookybutt:

pumpkinschester:

i’m just gonna leave it here because i think it shows a pretty significant difference

  (x)

This is beautiful

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jaclcfrost:

when you hear the words “i had a dream about you” you know things are going to be either really interesting or really embarrassing

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kellanium-the-dieselhead:

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

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I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested.

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leela-summers:

Australians on Tumblr are the best

Part 2: x
Part 3: x

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itistimetodisappear:

living-the-dragon-life:

He does the same hand motions that Hiccup does when talking

I think hiccup is very much inspired by jay himself

itistimetodisappear:

living-the-dragon-life:

He does the same hand motions that Hiccup does when talking

I think hiccup is very much inspired by jay himself

(Source: faux-lover, via dagur-the-fabulous)

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

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stephrc79:

adamantsteve:

God I bet..
I bet Sam fucking LOVES having guests. So he actually made a fucking massive breakfast for them, and he doesn’t know what these guys eat - Natasha’s tiny, so Sam makes a fruit salad, but then, maybe Steve (who’s huge) likes fruit salad too, so he ends up with a punchbowl full of fruit. But then also waffles and pancakes, and eggs… though who knows how these people eat their eggs? Sam likes scrambled, but he boils some just in case, and sets up a frying pan in case either of them wants fried. Better put some water on to boil in case someone wants poached…. While he has the eggs out, might as well make french toast. But then actually, Natasha’s european, right? They like that weird-ass continental breakfast shit, so he rolls up some little bits of ham and cheese, which looks weird without croissants and muffins and whatnot so he nips out to get some. And some juice. And some tea. And some hair straighteners.

And so Natasha eats a few bits of everything, but Steve… well Steve grew up during a time where you did not waste food - clearing your plate is ingrained in him, so. Yeah, he did have a big breakfast. He had all the breakfast.

And some hair straighteners.

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