No one knows my name
No one knows my name

(Source: friendlycas, via tardisy)

Anonymous said: Have you ever had an imaginary friend? :D

youneedacat:

natalunasans:

owlturdcomix:

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i like this but i don’t know why.

That’s cute.

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

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nowyoukno:

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favourite faces - john in straw man

(Source: detectivedorian, via chekovdidyoubreakmyship)

People say that he don’t look well,
But all he needs from what I can tell,
Is someone to help wash away all the paint,
From his purple hands before it gets too late.

(Source: littlelordkieren, via queermycroft)